One-Liner Wednesday – Bad Shopper

No Facilities

You thought you were going to escape the plumbing story? Bwaah ha ha. Sorry. I’ll make this as painless as possible. Actually, I’ll spare you the whole story (removed 100 words) except for the part where I couldn’t decide between a fixed length PVC trap and a PVC trap with a flexible component on one end.

I carried my confusion to the counter, where the hardware store owner said what he always says:

“Take them both. Use what works and bring the other one back.”

Great! Except I never do that.

I never take stuff back to the hardware store.

I’ll put the other one on a shelf, in a drawer, in a closet, in a bin, behind something left over from a similar project or with a bunch of items I’ve had for so long the stores to which I could take them back have long gone out of…

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